Mom

Mom Community

Write something

Guys my posts when at home do not work over half the time :/ Also im prolly like banned from the internet at my moms so no discord ): Help, My moms is probably onna go through all my chats on disc... She saw some screenshots of this guy being weird and uhmm Shes breathing fire-

Day 1: Ever since I quit being a discord mod, it's been really tough right now. I had to leave my queen bee pookie wookie honey bun sugar plumb Pokimane. And it's actually the first time I ever showered! Also there's this thing called soap, we're just making up words now? I'm still not ready to go outside, it's overwhelming how boring this world is, I just want to lay on my bed, talk to my E kittens, consume gfuel, a… Read more

@im with stupid , I told my mom abt you. she asked who you were LXMO she accepts you though!! ANDDD your eyes are so pretty.

guys the coolest thing ever happened. my mom showed me chat gpt because i ask her what it is because i saw it on this site and she tell me how to use it and now i can cheat on my homework and get A +

Can someone stop this 5yr old?! He is not ment to be on here. He needs a reality check cuz u can't just giving ur mom's credit card on a cursed website.

mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isab… Read more

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed "it's a man!" Then Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital.

yall my brothers a lil uhmm- he just randomly said "It's such a shame when a knife goes to waste" and yesterday while doing dishes he was like messing with a knife and was saying "The ones at moms are better" he said "I like measuring the weight on the handle and the size of the blade" I've taught him well (:

I wake up early, sometimes at 5:30 to run My mom got too worried, I had to tell her it was fun Oh, I feel like a failure if I don't skip breakfast and lunch I'm chasing a body I know that I'll never outrun 'Cause I'll always wish I was smaller than this And I just can't quit pulling at my skin Oh, I'm scared that I'm never gonna like How I look and I wish I knew why 'Cause I'll always wish I was smaller than this I'l… Read more

My mom put an internet thing so I can’t be online from 9:00 pm to 7:00 am but I’ll probably try to disable it. If I can’t I’ll tell you in the morning