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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Im gonna fucking kms, why? THIS- bro im crying rn (not as a joke) here is the email I sent my mom

Uhm, remember when I gave your number to my friend? so when I pass my classes I can go over to their house? They had their number in their backpack pocket, and they were like "ADDISON IM GONNA CALL YOUR MOM" I freaked out, and I don't wanna get in trouble, so I'm apologizing now, instead of waiting until get home, and they called you about planned pregnancy, and I took the phone out of their hands and tried hanging up, but it didn't work, and I'm sorry. please don't me mad.

and I'm crying so hard rn ima kms

It's not even morning I got breakfast on my mind I need a number two, a number four, two number 9s And can you add a sausage, egg and cheese with hash browns on the side My boy Paulo want an orange juice But he said he don't want ice (No ice) Can I put some grape jelly in the bag that would be nice And I think I want some hotcakes can you make it 405 Can I add a chicken biscuit make sure that it's freshly fried And S… Read more

SHREK

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SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more

I'm sorry what Lizzy did guys I just didn't know how to stop it since she made so many accounts about me I hope y'all become friends with the real me and like everything about the real me <3

Dag do you like or love liz? Second question is, what made you like or love her? if you would meet her what is the first thing you would do? If she were to leave what would you do?

bro @avaiscool this dude is 15 and your thirteen, he literally tryna pick you up so you can ride his dick man. dont trust him. he's been doing this every .single. day. first he liked lizz then , sad sarah, prob some other girl, now you. i fucking done with his shit man. like we are not friends, and we will never be.

I swear to all that is holy, if another thing like this happens, i'm gone. I'll delete this bookmark, my account, everything involving me, and I will never come back. I have enough crap to deal with, with bad grades and stupid kids, if I have to stress about THIS, then I won't have it anymore.

bro fr ashton kinda scares me bro- he looks like he is 26 man and hes picking up girls man, im not taking his shit anymore man- i just cant man

i'm 10 times better than lizzy and if you like her and cared for her you would asked her out i'm not gonna stop until your not single @dagger

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