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This site used to be OG. Until every good person left and were replaced by shitty lowlives. I miss Jake, Hailey, Caitlyn, Cacey, Entity, rmk, Sad Sara, and Addy. Oh, how the great have fallen. 😔 Now it’s just depressed people with no lives who come here to cause useless drama about their boyfriend or girlfriend and about their personal problems. I’m telling you now, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. I come here to have a good time laughing at funny jokes and chatting with sane people not counselling. So please, either leave or stop shoving your miserable life down our throats.

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/63bf1657750d363f9d38530c/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-if-i-slapped-you-thatd-be-animal-abuse lol

dang a lotta likes https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5aea13992886f22c3e98bd88/why-are-priests-called-father

first joke: took half an hour, but I found it.

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning

Reasons I’m depressed:

-I am pan -I am a failure -The world is hopeless -Everyone will die in the end -I am dirty-minded -I let my 1yr old brother break a leg -I deserve to die -I am smart -I am failing social studies -There is no help -My bffs all moved

And more. I’d say my life is a joke, but jokes have meaning.

hey, @MU you might not see this, but I would VERY much appreciate it if you would stop spamming. It's really getting on my nerves, and you don't need to capitalize every goddamn word. Also, just, ya know, saying this right now while I have the chance. you may be in 4th grade, but because of that, I'm gonna let you off with a warning. If no one is on, PLEASE DONT SPAM. even if someone IS on, STILL don't spam. they may… Read more

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/63bc8a05b0eff9f8dfe51d99/yes-i-have-gained-weight-i-have-also-gained-more-brains-do-you-want-some LOL that’s good

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning fo those who don't know this is the first-ever joke on this site. Made 9 years ago.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. ​ ​ ​ You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.

You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. ​ … Read more

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/60a56f437c297e0dcf76cddd/can-we-please-stop-the-fricking-drama im laughing so hard im crying- @Dagger you see this shit?

I FOUND IT. I FOUND THE FIRST JOKE EVER ON THIS WEBSITE. It’s from 8 years ago on page 2192.

https://worstjokesever.com/?skip=43820