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Hey jake, can you please ban heroin monkey for me, he is the creator of the public accounts and those I think might be a violation of the rules, but I am not sure. The account was banned, but they made a second one which is evading a ban which probably results in a second ban. Next, he has been spamming memes in the memes tab and in the community tab, and especially in the community tab. The memes should belong only on the memes tab. Thanks!
Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more
(Requested by Anonymous)
Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.
"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.
"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"
Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more
@Matt. Hi Matt, I would like to ask why my friend Scooter was banned from Worstjokesever.com. And if it's blocked for no reason, can we unblock it again? Could you perhaps also tell me why he was banned?
A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more
Does my profile picture mean that Alastor is throwing away your opinion because he doesn’t care about it or is he saying it’s rubbish?
tf he doing
this kid in my class is trying to use the coffee machine and he’s SO LOUD AND HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO WORK THE GODDAMN COFFEE MACHINE
USHERS HAND PLACEMENT 😍😍 (he’s giving twink.)
Time for a fucked up story with DP! We start our story with a 2 year old child, his parents divorce and obviously split custody. The mom gets him sometimes and the dad gets him sometimes. Seems fine right? Fast forward and now the child is 8, still the same thing, back and fourth between the two parents, UNTIL..the Dad figured out that whenever the child is with the Mom, the Mom dresses him up like a girl and calls h… Read more
Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.
Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a … Read more
I hate she/her and he/him, pls dont use it, it is offensive :(
ya'll if u know zack he ain't gonna be on here anymore
H, He, Li, Be, B, C, N,O,F,Ne,Na,Mg,Al,Si,P
guys i was up calling him cuz he was streamin movies till like almost7 am Goodmorning tho
Assalum Alayum Bitches, it's your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. I just wanted to say that I took a break from this corrupted website and I have learned from my mistakes. And I admit, I was being creepy, and being a pedophile, but I'm sorry. I am also fluent in two languages, not 50. They are American and Ancient Albanian Sign Language. And that's because I'm not actually the YouTuber Language Simp. I am just a huge fan of what he does on the platform and I am learning languages beside him. I'm sorry for being a creep and saying mean things. I want another chance. I took a break, and I'm really ready to redeem myself, I swear. :)
do you think tarzan was a virgin before he met jane or did he beat gorrilla cheeks?
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. I love wirking at a orphanage.
IF KIDS SHOWS WERE BRUTALLY HONEST (Part 1)
Guess what these are (I hate the first one btw but the second one is my childhood)
"I have a whole lotta dogs but I only need like three of them and the rest are practically useless" "I have to keep helping my owner because he is a failure and I wish his great grandson didn't give me to him"
AG 3.0. Is a weirdo, please do not interact with him for your health and safety. The way he looks will RUIN your mental health! And he is a creep, and a fucking weeb too!