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Kris, Poppy Sucker, Donut Drawzz, Toasty, ‘n’ Thoughtless Candidates in the mod vote, it's a big mess Worst Jokes Ever burning, tensions running high But we didn't rig the mod vote, no need to cry (Chorus) We didn't rig the mod vote It's a battle of ideas, let the best one promote We didn't rig the mod vote Fair and square, may the most deserving get afloat (Verse 2) Thoughtless promises order, rules and regulation P… Read more

Arthur sat by the fire, nursing a bottle of whiskey. It had been a long day of hunting and he was looking forward to a nice, relaxing evening in camp. As he took a swig from the bottle, he heard a commotion coming from the other side of the camp.

Curious, Arthur got up and walked over to investigate. To his horror, he saw some of the other gang members gathered around a bucket, laughing and pointing. Curiosity turne… Read more

Unfunny literally said he likes having 3 big men, in case one is not in the mood, the others will be back up...

Y'all notice how all those discord screenshots say "today at 9:whatervertheminutewas" even tho Ryan had previously said that he didnt have any screenshots because Cosmo deleted all the messages? Also, thats not what Cosmo's discord account looks like, his username is "Lavinumbersiforghetti" (I dun hav my phone rn so I cant check to see what it is). The new account had claimed that "Oh these screenshots were from 2021" but if thats true, then, noting that the screenshots were taken ON THE DAY THE MESSAGES WERE SENT, THEN THAT MEANS THEY HAD TO BE TAKEN BACK IN 2021, SO THEN HOW COULD RYAN HAVE CLAIMED ALL THE MESSAGES WERE DELETED, AND THEN COME BACK WITH SCREENSHOTS TAKEN IN 2021!!!

You’re all pathetic. Even if there was a slight chance Cosmo is just a retarded troll, he was still harassing underage girls. The fact that the moderators didn’t do jack shit shows how degenerate this website has become. I am severely disappointed in you, Jake. Matt, I’m not even gonna mention you, as you don’t give a flying shit. Continue to accept faggots, retards, and pedophiles on here and see what happens.

he’s not a pedo. He’s a 15 year old classmate named Lavi I am a classmate of his and I keep seeing him on this website and I looked to check it out, and I saw all these allegations or whatever. I don’t want the kid to get in trouble for a crime or whatever when he’s a classmate of mine. Sure, he might be a creep or a troll but he shouldn’t be doxxed for whatever. I’ll provide proof of it if someone tells me how to use this dumbass website

Hey jake, can you please ban heroin monkey for me, he is the creator of the public accounts and those I think might be a violation of the rules, but I am not sure. The account was banned, but they made a second one which is evading a ban which probably results in a second ban. Next, he has been spamming memes in the memes tab and in the community tab, and especially in the community tab. The memes should belong only on the memes tab. Thanks!

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

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Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.

"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.

"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"

Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more

A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more

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Does my profile picture mean that Alastor is throwing away your opinion because he doesn’t care about it or is he saying it’s rubbish?

this kid in my class is trying to use the coffee machine and he’s SO LOUD AND HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO WORK THE GODDAMN COFFEE MACHINE

Time for a fucked up story with DP! We start our story with a 2 year old child, his parents divorce and obviously split custody. The mom gets him sometimes and the dad gets him sometimes. Seems fine right? Fast forward and now the child is 8, still the same thing, back and fourth between the two parents, UNTIL..the Dad figured out that whenever the child is with the Mom, the Mom dresses him up like a girl and calls h… Read more

Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.

Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a … Read more