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hi guysssssss i jst wanted to say that your jokes are all so funny!!! HAHAHAH!! JJST KIDDING. THEY ARE INCREDIBALY OFFENSIVE FOR THOSE OF US WITH A BMI OF OVER 70. THE FAT JOKES ARE SO INSENSIVITE. I HAVE ALOT ON MY PLATE RIGHT NOW AND I AM TRYING TO BE THE BIGGER PERSON HERE.

dear @ jit why are you talking shit and abt my girl? your dumbass is talking down to girls bro that's a low level low especially when your dumbass commenting too much like a fellow ass fucking cunt so go rot in fucking hell you absolutely fat fucking piece of shit that deserves to rot in the boiler room of hell and also that is why you can't pull any bitches including DISCORD E KITTENS YOU SAD FUCKING PUSSY ASS BITCH. - sincerely @imwithstupid

GENESIS 45 Joseph Makes Himself Known 1Then Joseph could no longer control himself before all his attendants, and he cried out, “Have everyone leave my presence!” So there was no one with Joseph when he made himself known to his brothers. 2And he wept so loudly that the Egyptians heard him, and Pharaoh’s household heard about it. 3Joseph said to his brothers, “I am Joseph! Is my father still living?” But his brothers… Read more

dancing get your fat ass but in this chat every wants to talk to u when i scroll down they saying dancing are u on

1 2, buckle my shoe! 3 4, buckle some more! 5 6, Nike kicks! 7 8, you gained some more weight! 9 10, you are a BIG FAT HEN! *My version*

lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more

look what my cousin said again , You wanna say i don't have friends well atleast i have real friends that dont lie like your dumbass you had to go around every class room and collect boys phone numbers because you get no bitches and no one wants you because you had lice and you didnt wanna get rid of them because it made you feel less lonely like bitch you are nasty and you wanna spread rumors about people because wh… Read more

GENESIS 27 Jacob 1And it came to pass, that when Isaac was old, and his eyes were dim, so that he could not see, he called Esau his eldest son, and said unto him, My son: and he said unto him, Behold, here am I. 2And he said, Behold now, I am old, I know not the day of my death: 3now therefore take, I pray thee, thy weapons, thy quiver and thy bow, and go out to the field, and take me some venison; 4and make me savou… Read more

Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang… Read more

You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. ​ ​ ​ You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.

You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. ​ … Read more