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Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction

I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?

I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving … Read more

Slightly Edited rules and dependability.

1. Prohibited Content: Pornographic or explicit material is strictly prohibited. Images from movies or games may be exempt depending upon contextual appropriateness.

2. Meme Usage: Excessive meme usage in the community is discouraged . Memes should be shared in the designated section Repeated violations will result in warnings, with up Five warnings given depending on the se… Read more

Poll

question for a friend... Is it cheating/suspicious if your otp w your bf and friend, and he and your friend are talking about things he likes, but everytime you want to chime in or just talk to him, he acts extremely rude towards you then continues to talk to your friend, and then when you talk to him about it, he says that your being weird and overdramatic? i just need to know b4 giving her advice on what to do next.

someone is give me fake followers right now 😭 can someone pls remove them i do not know who is making them go up so fast. and i heard that if you fake follower you get ban so matt i am innocent

Opal's last words here as many of you know already, i am one of the main reasons that this site has gone to hell. my constant alt accounts, my retarded decisions, and other factors have weaked, and made our community worse. first off, im sorry for doing that and i hope that stuff like that never happens again. i was leo, ingen, catlettuce, and so many more people, and dont worry, i have my reaons for all of it. i cre… Read more

Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

I get it. You hated him 4 years ago and you still do today

I have seen a lot hate and vitriol thrown his way, but the guy is an overachiever and defies the odds.

Perhaps it is jealousy and people can't stand the thought of how much money and success he has.

Yeah, it may be true that he has had his fair share of scandals. He may have told a few lies here and there and twisted the truth to make himself look better. … Read more

Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more