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In honor of OJ how do you want to die?

*the realization that when summer break comes this site will practically die even more than it already is*

Story introduction.

Is it all a dream? Charlie Knight ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality? --------------------------------------------------------------------------… Read more

GUYS I HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO AN UGLY FAGGOT THAT NOBODY LIKES AND HES LIKE IF I BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS HIM IMA DIE 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it? You mean like human flesh? Eh, sort of It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally be faced with A billion needy faces I guess what I mean to say is, for the first time in my life I might have to be ready for this Ready to be the one who's leading from the front Gotta come into my own Gotta come into my throne… Read more

do you guys ever get that feeling where you feel like you wanna die but at the same time you feel like if you do you'll only be viewed a disappointment to everyone

Well, it's the gut slingin' east-side demon creeping' out the crypt Squeeze the fruit of death, I let it bleed and drip right off my lips Creepin' through the woods, don't hide your family, bitch, it's time to dip I came to slit your throat you stupid pussy motherfuckin' bitch If you should die, before you wake, bitch, that's my soul to take You stay up late, I put your head up on a fuckin' stake So get it straight, … Read more

The site won’t die unless we bring dagger and his people back. The site was so better when he was here because people were more online and interesting

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

IM GONNA DIE OF HAPPINESS THE DEADPOOL 3 TRAILER GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJMCNJP2ipI

I have seen the whole opal drama, and here is my opinion on it.

Even though she may have done some bad things, she regrets it, and is working on being a better person. As she said, she has anxiety and ADHD, and some ppl just cram hate on her telling her to "kill [herself]" and asking the mods and Matt to ban her. I can relate to this, because I have been in these situations before at school, and I struggled to fix t… Read more

Lack of members = lack of ad revenue to keep this site running The only reason this site was alive was because people could post dark humor and say what they wanted freely With that gone old members are gone too meaning the site will die use internet archive to save the old jokes before the site is inevitably deleted

Bro's deleting my post because he knows it's true WJE will die because of lack of ad revenue

I guarantee Matt has a reddit account