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I’m converting to Islam

ATTENTION WJE YOU ARE ALL CONVERTING TO JAKEISM, CHANGE YOUR NAME AND PROFILE PICTURE TO SOMETHING JAKE RELATED AND BE SURE TO PUT THE “ツ” IN YOUR USERNAME

who wants to convert to the skibidi toilet religion? me and Scholar are priests of the skibidi toilet religion, and we will teach you to be the skibidiest of all the toilets

So that Jake doesn’t have an aneurysm someone please convert to the juggalo

I’m not going to stop until I’ve converted someone to Juggalism, everyone go listen to ICP RIGHT NOW!

CONVERT TO THE JUGGALO! LEAVE YOUR GODS LEWVE YOUR FAMILIES AND JOIN THE DARK CARNIVAL

I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. fucking damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid tiny fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god.