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There exists a world that you can only reach between 3:30 and 3:33 am, before you travel I must advise you of a few rules,

Rule #1. No matter how lovely they are Do not pick the flowers If you do, you’ll never get rid of them.

rule #2. If you see a tall man with no face Just keep walking. Whatever you do, do not stop to look at him.

rule #3. If someone offers you tea, politely decline and keep walking, if they follow you Run. Anything is better than drinking the tea.

and rule #4, The most important of them all. Wear a watch at all times, Time is weird there and if you don’t have a clock on you time will warp into Nothingness and you won’t know when to leave.

thats all, safe travels

Hahahahaha you fools! You all think you’re so smart. You think you can win in the end but no! I have won. I HAVE WON!!

chxl you still need help with your ixl? also if anyone else needs help with hw and stuff i can do it

Can I kick it?

Can help me to stop swearing? Like I've been trying to stop nd I actually need to so if I do js reminders please?

CHEX CAN U JOIN THE CALLLLL

Hello everyone! My name can be weird but I love it personally!

Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.

First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent ti… Read more

i drank bleach and now i can hear colors

ALL AMERICANS,yeah can only Americans do this poll please?

So if we were talking about a car. Would you know what a boot is?

Can anyone please talk with me

is anybody there i'm off of school so i can talk

jake you can do physics right

i am bored so can we do something

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Can I please have some contexts or smthn on the whole “thing” that’s going on here?

yo. did my math test. i think i did ok. How about i do a poll and u guys can guess, and ill reveal my actual grade the day i receive it? Eh?

Not that the four people online or most of you at all give a shit but two announcements. One being I am finally going to be moving out of an abusive situation and two (for unrelated reasons) I will be on hiatus for a little while so I can get over some shit. Said hiatus will start at 7:30 pm my time

goodnight friends. one of my jack stauber favorites: You say something's wrong And I can say the same to you Broken over and over again What else can I do?

I've tasted friendship (A-ha) I've tasted you (Oh no!) I've tasted dying and it tasted good! I've tasted heartbreak (Wah) I've tasted food (Uh oh) I've tasted dying and it tasted good!

But that's dessert! You can have it when the dinner is gone! But that's dessert! (Uh-hoo-ah-oh-ah-oh) But that's dessert! You can have it when the dinner is gone! So put it down

PEOPLE OF THE COMMUNITY! As requested by a very large amount of members, we’re gonna revamp “the rules” and hopefully fix this issue once and for all.

The following statement is a proposal made to all the mods, to which we agreed. Now it is YOUR turn to have a say, cast your votes people! Let’s restore this site to how it used to be!

“That rule about insulting people should only be for the Germans and no one else. … Read more