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Im gonna fucking kms, why? THIS- bro im crying rn (not as a joke) here is the email I sent my mom

Uhm, remember when I gave your number to my friend? so when I pass my classes I can go over to their house? They had their number in their backpack pocket, and they were like "ADDISON IM GONNA CALL YOUR MOM" I freaked out, and I don't wanna get in trouble, so I'm apologizing now, instead of waiting until get home, and they called you about planned pregnancy, and I took the phone out of their hands and tried hanging up, but it didn't work, and I'm sorry. please don't me mad.

and I'm crying so hard rn ima kms

If anyone needs someone to talk to, I can do a zoom call with some relaxing music on or something and ill just listen. I'll hear you, and ill comfort you.

god says that everyone deserves love and that NO BODY should be treated poorly, even marleigh. she may be awful and deserves to die in a flooded ditch, but god still loves her.

i would love to listen and comfort anyone who needs me.

Y'all all can call me liz for short and also can I become a member of the WJE plz guys

Hailey, stop abusing your mod power. Matt made a mistake giving you mod. Also, stop insulting me like a 4 y/old. I will take a screenshot of you calling a fucked-up retard to show Matt who you actually are. An insecure, depressed, and close-to-suicide little girl.

To all of the people who have called me ugly:

Your opinion on my looks doesn't change my personality. I may be ugly, I may be a disgrace to look at, but I don't care. You're not the judge of what is beautiful, so fuck off. I know I'm ugly, and having so many people tell me this has made my self esteem image 100 times worse. So I hope you can all sleep well knowing that you ruined my image of myself.

And you're right. I am ugly.

Conversation with my younger self πŸ₯°πŸ˜­

Did Rosie get better?

No, she sadly left us all on the 4th of November (?) in 2017, but then we got a new puppy called Raven who we love very much.

Oh, is Lily still our bestie?

Not exactly, Lily moved to Broken hill at the end of year 2... But we still talk everyday!

Wow, are we still at the hub?

No, we moved to a new campus and we made AMAZING friends and memories there,… Read more

so when two girls kiss no one even looks at them in the slightest, but when I kiss my homies goodnight society calls me gay

Hey everyone! I wanted to thank you for 17 followers! You all make my day so much brighter <3. Here are some more things you can do with emotions!

Anxiety, Challenge yourself to talk. Grab a teddy or something you know you can talk to, and start talking to it and try to forget your anxiety.

Remember that you are not your anxiety. You are not weak. You are not inferior. You have a mental health condition. It’s calle… Read more

I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

Great, eliminate like ElimiDate (woo) Hey, young boy had to penetrate (ooh) Face, you… Read more

HELLO dear People on this site, I Just wan't to tell you all that this site Is officially become the worst site ever becous you guys argue more as you should and you barlie write any jokes or post any mems. You just argue it's not normal to argue this much when you probably don't even know each other. The site is called worst jokes ever because you should write you're best jokes but when you guys are on it's called worst people that exist. So somme people say sorry exept it and don't make something up or something just exept it.

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

Alright, Dagger. I'm sorry. For all the nonsense. BUT I won't fully forgive you until you apologize to Caitlyn and I. Because to be fair, you said alot of nasty things to us. I know Caitlyn can be a bit stubborn (Idk if that's the word to describe it but oh well), but she's doing it for her best friend. We won't have each other next year because of High School, so we help each other as much as we can. Even if it means all of this. Point is, it needs to stop. She won't apologize until you do. IDC if you don't think you called her a retard or not, Just apologize for all of this nonsense that's been happening.

This is interesting... I'm on dagger's side because he seems to have his prioties straight. He wants peace but Caitlyn obviously is overreacting about a mispelt name and calling it "calling names" like what the fuck is that mentality other than a 12 year olds

Hey guys, Tysm for helping me reach over 30 followers! In return, I want to do something for you. I'm a 12 year old girl living in Australia, and I tend to suffer from Anxiety. If you have anxiety, please know that you are not alone. I've been dealing with anxiety for almost 3 years now, and its been getting worse as I grow up. I often find myself with fast heartbeat when its comes to a simple task in English classes… Read more

P.o.v : someone calls dumb at least I'm pretty unlike u I can't even take out my trash because it looks just like u ugly ahhz