Brad Community

Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said... I still wish I w… Read more

WHAT A FUCKING DAY. I GOT INTO A FIGHT BECAUSE THIS ASSHOLE WAS BEATING UP AN AUTISTIC KID. SO I GOT PISSED AND WENT UP TO HIM THEN THREW A LEFT HOOK TO THE SIDE OF THE JAW. THEN A RIGHT. THEN AFTER A MINUTE , HE WAS BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR. ( AS I REMIND YOU IM IN DAEP. AKA ALTERNATIVE SCHOOL FOR BEHAVIOR AND SHIT) SO IM THERE ON TOP OF THE BITCH STILL HITTING HIM WHEN ONE OF HIS FREINDS ATTACK ME. SO I GRABBED HIS LE… Read more

She put him out Like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette She broke his heart He spent his whole life tryin' to forget We watched him drink his pain away A little at a time But he never could get drunk enough To get her off his mind Until the night

[Chorus: Brad Paisley & Alison Krauss ] He put that bottle to his head And pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory Life is short, but this time it was bigger Than the strength he had to get up off his knees We found him with his face down in the pillow With a note that said, "I'll love her 'til I die" And when we buried him beneath the willow The Angels sang a whiskey lullaby