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I don't know what happened.

I rarely use this account and when I finally do, I come back to this?

My name is not "Dagger" And it won't let me change it back to "Oldie" Until 30 days pass.

Please help me with this problem I am having.

I apologize for anything rash or harsh this account has caused since I've been back...

GENESIS 8 1But God remembered Noah and all the wild animals and the livestock that were with him in the ark, and he sent a wind over the earth, and the waters receded. 2Now the springs of the deep and the floodgates of the heavens had been closed, and the rain had stopped falling from the sky. 3The water receded steadily from the earth. At the end of the hundred and fifty days the water had gone down, 4and on the sev… Read more

A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Everyday, he goes on the elevator and goes down to the lobby and out the door to work. At the end of the day, he goes back to lobby, and goes up to the 7th floor, then walks the extra 3 floors, unless its raining, then he goes up to the 10th floor. Why does he do this?

Jesus, I was gone for a day, and I came back to some bullshit about Anons being absolute retards and comments being deleted, and other people commenting on how disgusting they were. I kind of wanted to see them, not gonna lie.

wHy Do I wIsH i WaS sTiLl At CaMp?!

Idk why, but at home and school I feel all of this pressure to put on a fake smile and pretend everything's fine, but at camp I finally felt like myself. Like I could be myself. Like people weren't judging me anymore, like I could actually be accepted for who I am. But once I got back to school and off the bus, I instantly felt pressure again. And it really sucks.

When I see an anime schoolgirl I have the overwhelming urge to push her down, then watch her get back up again and push her down again, and repeat this over and over until she has a mental breakdown.

the worst pain ever in school is tryna hold back a cough and when u cough it feels like u havta cough forever and then y legit start crying to u can hold the cough back

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

Some jokes on here are fucked, like my father would come back just to leave again if he knew i found these funny. Love being fucked in the head with yall

How about this? Yall FUCKING SHUT UP. I'm so SICK of going back on here and seeing that another argument happened, all because someone said something that pushed someone's button. I know there are going to be arguments on this comment, and I swear, if it comes to this, I WILL have you banned.

I'm back bitches. I come back to this website and see all these pussy ass women fighting. To all you fucks messing up the website for the rest of us; fuck off back to the kitchen and make us some sandwiches instead of running those mouths!

People are probably blaming me for making Hailey leave. But I never meant for this to happen. If people don't know, it all started from one of my harmless feminism jokes, when she and her friends started to talk shit about it and me. Sure, I said some stuff that I regret (and I did say sorry for them), but I was trying to stop this bullshit. Whenever they made insulting posts and comments, I would ignore or respond c… Read more