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Sixty-four people playing games and talking Black Hole threatens all of them 'Til a blue hand stops them Their name is Four, with X in tow Can they trust them? I don't know! They said, Don't you wanna battle for a prize? You could win a BFDI Eight teams of eight are made Get a basket and you'll be safe

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Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang… Read more

YOOOO!!! I just ran over a cat in my car on the way to school today!! Like and follow me if you wanna pic of the body! lol XD

Since spiders molt, when you see what you think is a dead spider, it may just be that the spider left behind its exoskeleton and is now bigger than before.

bro i kid you not- im laughing so hard

i was eating a tortilla right? then my cat does the littlel scratchy thing were it looks like theyre strechting on something but scrathing it at the same time- if yk yk,

it scared the shit out of me and i screamed "what the magical fuck"

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*wheeeeezing*

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https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/63bf1657750d363f9d38530c/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-if-i-slapped-you-thatd-be-animal-abuse lol

Fuck you assholes who post porn websites and dirty images. You motherfucking asswipes don't deserve to be here. Recede into your mother's basement and jerk off to anime porn with your teddybear but don't infect us with your dumbass shit.

I feel like the anime part of this site was created bc of me bc I didn't see any anime posts until I started posting on here