Colon jokes

It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!

Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.

But you gotta eat it!

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.

Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.

Jane ate her friend’s colon.

Why do white people colonize everything?

To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.