Chud jokes

"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.