Chlorine jokes

"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."

"Why not?"

"He keeps peeing in the pool."

"Well, all kids pee in the pool."

"Not from the diving board!"

What do stomata use to fill their pools?

Chlor-ine.

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."

What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?

That’s assault!

I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.