Chlorine jokes
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
