Chivalry jokes
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
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What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.