Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence...
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? Take me to the children's hospital.
