children's hospital jokes
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.