Chat jokes

"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become. On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again. “Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"