Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire- then it goes WOOF!
there are 5 cats on a boat and 1 jumps off. how many are left?- 0 they were copy cats
Curiousity killed the cat. But for a while I was a suspect
Two cats called '1,2,3' & 'un,deux,trois' had a swimming race across the channel. 1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
The cat said hi.
Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? -- To the retail store!
Why are cats bad storytellers? -- Because they only have one tale.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? -- A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare? -- To be and not to be.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
