Brace

Brace jokes

I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.

Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.

Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!

A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"

Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."

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