Brace

Brace Jokes

Car

I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.

Pecker

What do you call a black prostitute with braces?

A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

Grandpa

Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.

Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!

Dentist

A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"

Infection

Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."

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