Blue Green jokes

Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?

So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.

What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?

The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.

What is green and blue?

Grass and the sky.

Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?

Boys: blue is blue.

So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.

All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."

Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.

And they created The Green Party.

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