Blue Green jokes

What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?

The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.

Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?

So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.