Bent one jokes

I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.

Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing with the bent one.

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

She said, "but the world is round."

I said, babe, you are my world.

Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.

Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.

Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.