Bent one jokes
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
Dan, I'd bent.
Back bent.
Dan is very, very bent.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.