Bent one jokes

I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.

Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing with the bent one.

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.