Bent one jokes

I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.

Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing with the bent one.

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

She said, "but the world is round."

I said, babe, you are my world.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.

Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.