Bell Pepper jokes

What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.

The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"

So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was "Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!"

Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?

Because they can’t ketchup.

Curry.