Be quiet jokes

A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

People judge me because I'm quiet.

No one plans a massacre out loud.

I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.

When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.

Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."

Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.