Be quiet jokes

My sister asked me, "Brother, how do babies come into the world?" Then my mom said, "Be quiet and fuck your brother, darling."

Is that the answer?

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

SHUT UP EVERYBODY!

Omg, shut up guys!

Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.

Shush, you schmuck! Please read!