Basis jokes

Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.

So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.

Why are Bengalis so fishy?

Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.

Friend: How dark is your humor?

Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.