Baldy jokes
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!