Auction jokes
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.