Are jokes
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"