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Funeral

Saying I'm sorry and I apologize are basically the same thing... except at a funeral.

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Patient

A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.

The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."

Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.

Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.

After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.

Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"

The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."

Zit

I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

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    • Apology

    If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!

    Bus

    The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.

    EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.

    Community

    its about time i made something clear. I am definetely real El and i just needa say smt. it was a year and a half ago since I was on here. I was 11 im now 13. The state this site left me in was ridiculous. I had to get therapy and a big thing this site did was make me insecure. Luckily im better now and ive learnt a lesson and know tons more about being safe online. i regretted everything I ever said about anyone on here and i sincerely apologise. so from now on i will still be using the site just less and more responisbly. love yall <3

    I have seen the whole opal drama, and here is my opinion on it.

    Even though she may have done some bad things, she regrets it, and is working on being a better person. As she said, she has anxiety and ADHD, and some ppl just cram hate on her telling her to "kill [herself]" and asking the mods and Matt to ban her. I can relate to this, because I have been in these situations before at school, and I struggled to fix t… Read more

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