Apologise

Apologise jokes

Zit

    • I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways; What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

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    • Bus

    • The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.

    EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.

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    • Apologise memes

    Apology

    • Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(

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    • Protest

    • Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

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    • Kenya

    • Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

    Apology

    • If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!

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    • Patient

    • A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.

    The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."

    Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.

    Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.

    After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.

    Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"

    The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."

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    • Community talk

    • its about time i made something clear. I am definetely real El and i just needa say smt. it was a year and a half ago since I was on here. I was 11 im now 13. The state this site left me in was ridiculous. I had to get therapy and a big thing this site did was make me insecure. Luckily im better now and ive learnt a lesson and know tons more about being safe online. i regretted everything I ever said about anyone on here and i sincerely apologise. so from now on i will still be using the site just less and more responisbly. love yall <3

    • I have seen the whole opal drama, and here is my opinion on it.

    Even though she may have done some bad things, she regrets it, and is working on being a better person. As she said, she has anxiety and ADHD, and some ppl just cram hate on her telling her to "kill [herself]" and asking the mods and Matt to ban her. I can relate to this, because I have been in these situations before at school, and I struggled to fix … Read more

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