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What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?

Time to get in trouble!

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.

What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?

You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.

What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?

A. They're both really short.

What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??

Cot death!

What's white, black, and red all over?

A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.

What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

I don't know... I just fly the drone.

My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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    • What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?

    An orphan.

    When did “yo” mean Hello?

    They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."

    Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."

    The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".

    What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?

    A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."