And jokes

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

What is a good night's sleep?

I haven't a clue!

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

What is long and hard and full of seamen?

A submarine.

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠

I did a good walk, and I did a good job of it.

What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?

What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?

What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].

What is the difference between a human and a tree?

A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.

What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?

1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw pots and pans around.

"Ching, Chang, Clang!"

What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?

The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.

What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.