And jokes

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?

They're both "sweet home Alabama."

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    • So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)

    My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

    Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

    That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

    When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.

    A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.

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    • What's the definition of a bastard?

    Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

    Your classmate: You're so ugly.

    Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

    If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.

    Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.

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    • What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?

    We don't live in their heads.

    I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

    What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?

    You can get on with a prostitute!

    What's the difference between cancer and my dad?

    Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭