American Revolution jokes

George Washington

7 years ago

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?

A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

Memes

Official

1 month ago

The image features the famous oil painting 'Washington Crossing the Delaware' by Emanuel Leutze, showing George Washington standing heroically in a boat filled with soldiers navigating through ice. Above the painting, the text reads: 'Christmas night, 1776. George Washington crosses the Delaware River to kill government officials in their sleep bc they taxed his tea at 3%.'

American Revolution memes

2020

5 years ago

I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.