American Revolution jokes

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?

A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?

The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.

Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:

TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."

Smart kid!

I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.

Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:

"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"

I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.