American Revolution jokes
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.