AMD jokes
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife鈥檚 mom and dad just died.
Wife: 馃槶馃槶馃槶I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it鈥檚 ok. I love whenever I see you馃グ馃グ
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won鈥檛, but I love you when you're alive 馃槈馃槒
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we鈥檙e alive, but you don鈥檛 love us when we鈥檙e dead馃ぅ馃槬馃槗
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy鈥檚 mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad馃槨馃が. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 馃槪 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we鈥檒l get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 馃挄
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.