Altruism jokes
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
I donated blood today. In the future, I will try to remember that I'm supposed to donate my blood only.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
Community talk
Actually, Alain, while humans are capable of cruelty, selfishness, and betrayal, judging the entire species by its worst behavior overlooks the amazing qualities that humans also possess. Unlike dogs, humans have the capacity for complex reasoning, self-sacrifice, creativity, and empathy that go far beyond instinct. People have built hospitals, created systems of justice, rescued strangers in times of disaster, and devoted their lives to helping others they may never even meet again. Human intelligence is not proven by perfection, but by the ability to reflect, grow, and consciously choose compassion despite flaws and conflicting desires.
.どうせ負けると分かっているのに、なぜ私たちは戦い続けるのだろう?人生は辛い。自分の人生に価値がないのに、戦い続けることにうんざりしている。他人のことを自分より優先するのは、そうすることで誰かの役に立っていると感じられるからだ。毎食後、吐こうとするけれど、何も起こらない。睡眠薬を飲むとき、毎晩ボトルを全部飲み干さなかったことを後悔することがある。