Altruism jokes
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
I donated blood today. In the future, I will try to remember that I'm supposed to donate my blood only.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
