All jokes

Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?

Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.

Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?

Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.

Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.

So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.

This didn't actually happen.

All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.

and found that in all the videos his father is...

Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!

Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?

All they have is IVs!

We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.

There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.

They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.

Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.

I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"

What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.

I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.

Some people think incest jokes are funny.

I just think it's all relative.

A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.

I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.

Why was the ant so confused?

All of its uncles were ants.

Why did the hobo go back to the future?

To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.