Abraham lincon

Abraham lincon jokes

Clock

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.

The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.

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  • Slavery

    At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.