Abraham lincon

Abraham Lincon Jokes

at the back of abraham lincon's mind next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.

a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincon's once, and George Washington's never. the man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden's is the one keeping the hurricane's to speed