Abraham lincon jokes

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.

The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.

At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?

Alive.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.