Abo jokes
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.