Abo jokes
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!