Abo jokes
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."
Memes
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.