Abo jokes

An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

What do you call an abo with a shotgun?

Sir.

What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?

Abo-lanche.