What's the difference between me and a rope? . . . A rope will hang with you
Here's a sex joke. . . . What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them
What do you call a terrorist in water? . . . . . . . . A bath bomb 😁
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat ass brother
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? . . . . . . . . . An RC-XD
There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet
What's the opposite thing of an exorcism? .
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child....
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? . . . . . . Dam
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Dont worry, it will all be over soon mom!
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad stall hasn't came back with that God damn milk
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?