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Wade
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Who am I rooting for during the Superbowl? Easy. Taylor Swift
Gays: I like men
Strait: I like women
Bisexual: a hole is a hole
One day a kid walks up to there mom and asks whey is my name daisy? The mom's reply is because when you were born a daisy landed on your head. The second kid asks why is my name butterfly? The mom's reply is because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then you hear ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf. Shut up brick!
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I told the emo girl that I bet she’s jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.