So, gender equality is the a woman can do anything a man can right? That they should be treated the same? So therefore if she swings on me, I could punch her into the twin towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
Wade
Occasional cameos
I'm literally Deadpool bro (according to Ingenious, Cosmo, and Chunke)
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Who am I rooting for during the Superbowl? Easy. Taylor Swift
Gays: I like men
Strait: I like women
Bisexual: a hole is a hole
One day a kid walks up to there mom and asks whey is my name daisy? The mom's reply is because when you were born a daisy landed on your head. The second kid asks why is my name butterfly? The mom's reply is because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then you hear ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf. Shut up brick!
Boy goes to Confession Boy: "What are you doing father?” Priest: "Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it.” Boy "Why do you say that father?” Priest "Cause my hand is getting tired..”
I told the emo girl that I bet she’s jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
