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If you use this site on a regular basis, you stink

Registered on 9/16/2023 · 71 followers · Last active 4 months ago

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why doesn't Lex Luthor inject his cock with liquid
Kryptonite and rape Superman in front of
everyone?

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Men literally never get
their trousers pulled
down to reveal girly
boxer shorts with red
hearts on them anymore

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The Jews run
America. The
Jews run the
World Order.

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The image shows a text box stating "Girls: Ugh, I've got nothing to wear." Then, the word "Boys" is written below. Underneath, there are two side-by-side images of the same male character from the video game Fallout. The image on the left is labeled "2077" and shows a well-kept character. The right image is labeled "2287" and shows the character in a decayed state, however, the character is wearing the same outfit.

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$A man with dreadlocks and a gas mask is speaking. The text box below his head says: "[Speech 100] \"Bear, bull, bear, bull, bear, bu-\" shut the fuck up, man."$

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A cartoon of a man wearing a hat and trench coat, smoking a cigarette, is on a card titled "Mysterious Stranger". Below the image, the card says "The Mysterious Stranger will appear occasionally in V.A.T.S. to throw pocket sand."

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A person with a beard and glasses wearing a hat and jacket standing in a desert landscape. The text on the image reads "Jesse we have to cook. New Vegas needs its Jet."

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The image shows a split-screen of two scenes. The top scene is from a video game, showing a young character with a slightly fearful expression in dialogue. The text box reads: "[Charisma 7] <Mock Surrender> Woah, no way I'm fighting with the mighty Red-Brick. [Offer Chems] You know what will help you box better? Psycho, would you like some? I'm just passing through." The text 'Mini Boomer' is visible at the top right. The bottom scene shows a character in a gas mask and helmet, holding a weapon.

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The meme shows a cartoon with two characters. In the first panel, one character calls out to the other. In the next panel, a different character has their arms raised and says: "been completely developed, I can heal you from your illness now". The third panel shows the second character starting to use magic with the text "Ok, here I go". The following panel has two close-ups of glowing eyes and the final panel shows one character with a new hairstyle and the other character embracing them.

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The image shows a comparison of a Rolex watch and a Godzilla watch. The Rolex watch is a gold wristwatch with a metal band on the left. On the right is a Godzilla-themed plastic watch. Below the watches there are three check marks and three crosses along with three statements: "Tells time," "Affordable," and "Godzilla." The Rolex gets a check mark for telling time, while the Godzilla watch gets a check mark for all three.

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A black T-shirt with a skeleton wearing red sunglasses holding a piece of garlic bread. Above the image, it says "go thrifting that's where the heat is" and "the heat:"

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Got fired from the bank yesterday.

They caught me drinking on the job.

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Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

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Me on the way to my physical labor job knowing
there's some Asian chick sitting in her apt
wearing cat ears with a tentacle dildo shoved in
her ass making way more money than me
Cat memes
Now I'm angry and erect...

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Me when an Indian starts
bullying me
J@thecheese03

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"queer" "zesty"
"fruity" awwww look
who can't say
FAGGOT

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i miss when polotics was just insulting your opponent

A black and white political cartoon depicting a man, King Andrew the First, wearing a crown and royal robes, holding a scepter and a scroll labeled "VETO". He is standing on papers including the Constitution and other legal documents. The text reads "OF VETO MEMORY", "BORN TO COMMAND", "HAD I BEEN CONSULTED", and "KING ANDREW THE FIRST".

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The ham is in fact processed

A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.

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Mid-Western Motherfucker

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