The popular kid told me to go kill myself so I said: if I wanted to die I would jump off your ego and onto your IQ
Summerisfun
My wife told me to get on my computer or she’s going to smash my head into the computer guys I think she’s dudgsribvsgdyijxegb
A person walks into a ladies house and says “I’m gunna kill you.” And she’s says “you fool you can’t kill me” and the guy asks “why not” and she reply’s “ I’m in the living room” and the guys says “hey can you get me a drink?” And the lady walks in the kitchen and gets shot in the back
Life is like a helicopter I don’t know how to operate a helicopter
When you build a ship and people get on “Welcome to titanic two”