SmoochieGirl

@smoochiegirl

Liquor store ice cream, eat it in my truck I wanna say, "I love you, " but the words get stuck I love you, but I'm terrified to I'm not heartbreak-proof in my hazmat suit Suckin' on the Jolly Rancher, my tongue is blue Kiss him 'cause I'm touch-starved, I self-soothe Pretend I'm not a lover girl, I want you For a little smooch, there's nothing I wouldn't do

Registered on 5/1/2023 · 29 followers · Last active now

Valentine's Day

SmoochieGirl · 2 months ago

😭

A split image. The left side features a cashier in a blue polo shirt standing behind a checkout counter with text that reads: "The store cashier on Valentines watching me buy the cheapest sh@tgun and a single shell". The right side shows a screenshot of a YouTube comment from @Jaziel7-mg9 that says: "sir it's for me I promise".

Friend

SmoochieGirl · 3 years ago

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.