What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
Sad Sad Sarah
In twilight hues, my heart doth break,
A sorrow deep, a pain that makes me quake.
My love, oh how it did depart,
Leaving naught but shattered pieces of my heart.
The memories we shared, now tainted with despair,
Echoes of joy, now filled with tears.
The touch of thy hand, now just a distant dream,
A longing so strong, yet impossible to gleam.
Thy lips, once sweet, now bitter taste,
A cruel fate, our love so hastily laid waste.
The words we spoke, now empty air,
Our hearts, once one, now torn apart and bare.
In vain I wait for thee to return
How is $ex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What has 148 teeth and holding back a monster? My zipper.
Where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark Hives.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? A cherry float.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids.
Know what a 6.9 is? Another good thing screwed up by a period.
. How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.