Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
rapboat
FINALLY GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
MC Presto
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could COUNT his BARS
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.