BlessedBrian is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP
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BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
MC Presto
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat"
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could COUNT his BARS
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON
Slade must be WiFi... because i’m not feeling a CONNECTION
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass
Leo is like a CLOUD... when she DISAPPEARS, it's a beautiful day
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble... but that would be an insult to MARBLES
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Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an APOLOGY