How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
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FINALLY GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
MC Illusion
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!