RapBoat
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
MC Illusion
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes