What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE
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I'm a 16 year old 8'9 200 lbs lightskin nonchalant dreadhead with hella girls
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his RAP SHEET
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A RHYMING PARROT
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2) To drop some TIGHT RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 1) To catch some SICK WAVES
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some FLOW
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEATβ
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!